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77°
Mostly sunny
Tue 16
82°
Full sun
Wed 17
79°
Sunny
Thu 18
77°
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The Plan
Day by Day
01
Monday
June 15 · Arrival
Pre-arrival
Costco run — stock the war chest
Do this before driving up. 2–3 cases of beer, White Claws, handle of tequila or whiskey, margarita mix, 200+ Solo cups, 12+ ping pong balls, burger and hot dog supplies, Gatorades, Advil. Budget $150–200. You do not want to be making grocery runs mid-trip.
10 AM
Check in · set up base camp
Claim beds, unload everything, pack the cooler with resort ice. Set up the drinking game table immediately — this sets the tone for the whole trip.
11 AM
First beer ceremony — mandatory
Everyone cracks one at the exact same time. Someone gives a speech. Roast whoever has the worst golf game. Non-negotiable. The Send-a-Thon is officially live.
11:30 AM–2 PM
Pool session #1 — Beer Pong at the pool
Set up and let people come to you — this is how you meet people at a resort. Ask anyone nearby if they want to run a game. Works every time.
2–4 PM
Resort BBQ + Cornhole / Kan Jam
Fire up one of the resort grills. Set up Cornhole outside — 2v2. Drinking twist: each point = other team drinks, direct hole or jam = finish your drink.
4–6 PM
Hot tub hour
Bring cold drinks, get in. Hot tubs at resorts are underrated for meeting people — everyone's relaxed and there's nothing else to do.
6–8 PM
Dinner — Canyon Restaurant or cook in
Either finish BBQ leftovers at the unit or hit the Canyon Restaurant on-resort. Full bar there. Keep it quick — night is young.
8 PM – late
Night 1: Kings Cup → Flip Cup → Power Hour
Kings Cup loosens everyone up, Flip Cup gets competitive and loud, Power Hour finishes it off. Invite anyone you met at the pool. First night — set the tone.
02
Tuesday
June 16 · Golf Day + Send-Off Night
7 AM
Greasy breakfast + hydrate
Eggs, bacon, toast, coffee. Drink water before you start drinking beer — you're in the sun from 7 AM. Your future self on hole 12 will thank you.
7:30–10 AM
Fountains Executive Course — on-resort, beers in the cart
Right on the Welk property. Par 3, rated 4.8 stars, round under 2 hours. 5-play punch card = $50. Tee off early before the heat. Load the cart with beers. Call ahead: (760) 749-3253.
10–11 AM
Post-golf roast + wager payout
Whoever lost the most golf drinking rules owes a round. Mandatory ruthless trash talk. Review every terrible shot. Nobody is safe.
11 AM–2 PM
Pool — full Beer Pong bracket tournament
Double-elimination bracket written on paper. Open it to anyone at the pool. Loser of each game drinks. Loser of the whole bracket buys the next round of shots.
2–4 PM
Slap Cup chaos + Underwear Olympics
Big group Slap Cup at the pool, then run the Underwear Olympics — shotgun, 25 push-ups, 100m dash. Winner takes the challenge points.
4–6 PM
Yard games Olympics — 2v2 finals
Last chance for proper 2v2. Cornhole, Kan Jam, Ladder Toss, Spikeball. Crown a champion. Losers drink. This format goes away tomorrow.
6–8 PM
Send-off BBQ — cook the good stuff tonight
Save the steaks for tonight. Last supper energy. Official send-off dinner for your boy who's heading to work tomorrow.
8 PM – ???
Send-off night — every game, all night, no mercy
Run through everything: Kings Cup, Rage Cage, Flip Cup, Truth or Drink, Quarters, The Exorcist, Human Beer Bong, Wheelbarrow Race. Roast him all night. Invite everyone you've met. He goes to work tomorrow — that's the fuel.
03
Wednesday
June 17 · Resort Day
Early AM
Send your boy off to work
Wake up, give him a proper goodbye. Watch him drive away while you crack a morning beer in the doorway. Go back to bed for an hour.
9–10 AM
Breakfast + last push on challenges
Eggs, coffee, Gatorade. Review the scoreboard. Grind out any remaining challenges before midnight — the clock is ticking.
10 AM–2 PM
Pool — Cutthroat Beer Pong + hot tub sessions
3 guys = Cutthroat Beer Pong. Each person defends their own cups. Last man standing wins. Rotate hot tub between rounds. Set up Slap Cup with whoever you can recruit.
2–5 PM
Big social heist window
Use the afternoon for the highest-point social challenges — Fake Proposal, Cult Recruitment, Fake Celebrity, get a Karen, Bad Bitch Heist. These are your biggest point swings outside the 100-pointers. Clock is running.
Evening
Bingo Night
Check the front desk for the time. Win a full game = 15 pts. Bingo in the first 10 numbers = 20 pts. False Bingo call = 8 pts. Packed room, everyone's in a good mood — prime social challenge territory.
8 PM–11 PM
Final push — Truth or Drink + Quarters + Rage Cage
Smaller group = more savage. Truth or Drink with 3 people — nowhere to hide. Last chance to swing the scoreboard before midnight. Every point counts.
Challenges Close. Scoreboard Locks.
All challenges end at Tuesday 11:59 PM. Final scores are tallied. The losing team is identified. The Pond Jump ceremony takes place immediately. No extensions. No appeals. America decides.
04
Thursday
June 18 · Checkout
Morning
Survivor breakfast
Scrambled eggs, toast, Gatorade, Advil. Full trip recap — rank every moment, crown the MVP, identify the biggest casualty. Call your buddy at work and rub it in.
Before checkout
Clean the unit · don't lose the deposit
Pack everything, clean up, take out trash. The resort will charge you if you leave it wrecked.
Last act
Final beer — survivors only
Whoever is physically capable cracks one before checkout. Cheers to a legendary trip. Go home. Start planning the next one before you leave the parking lot.
The Arsenal
Drinking Games
Beer Pong
10 cups per side. 2v2. Make it in, they drink. Bounce = 2 cups. Death cup rule active.
Mon & Tue · 4-man
Cutthroat Pong
3-man version. Each person defends their own cups. Last man standing wins.
Wed & Thu · 3-man
Kings Cup
Full deck, every card is a rule. 4th King draws = drink the center cup. Any group size.
Every night
Flip Cup
2v2 relay. Drink, flip cup off the edge. First team to finish wins. Best with 4.
Mon & Tue · 4-man
Slap Cup / Rage Cage
Bounce ball into cup, pass right. Person to your left beats you = they slap your cup. Draw from center pile.
Big group · Chaotic
Power Hour
1 shot of beer per minute for 60 minutes. YouTube playlist as the timer. Deceptively brutal.
Challenge · 15 pts
Truth or Drink
Circle game. Ask anyone a question. Answer or drink. No skipping. Savage with 3 people.
Wed & Thu · Best with 3
The Exorcist
Chug a beer while a teammate spins you in a chair for 30 seconds. No puke = points.
Challenge · 10 pts
Human Beer Bong
Lie down, teammate pours from waist height into your mouth. Under 10% spill = points.
Challenge · 8 pts
Wheelbarrow Race
Both chug a full beer then wheelbarrow race 100 meters. First team done wins.
Challenge · 8 pts
Quarters
Bounce a quarter off the table into a cup. Land it = pick who drinks. 3 in a row = make a rule.
Any size · Anywhere
Fireman's Carry Chug
Carry a teammate in a fireman's carry while they chug a full beer. Finish before dropping.
Challenge · 8 pts
The Scoreboard
Multiplier Rules
5×
Any challenge completed in public in underwear only
5×
Fully naked in public — cannot stack with underwear multiplier
5×
A random person completes the challenge with you on video
25×
Underwear in public + random on video — multipliers fully stack
Midnight Wednesday · The Ceremony
Loser Punishment
When the clock strikes midnight
The Pond Jump
Scoreboard locks at Tuesday 11:59 PM. Losing team jumps into the resort pond fully clothed.
No warning. No negotiating. No backing out. It goes on video.
Refuse? The winning team picks any drink they want and the loser has to finish it in one go. No limits on what they choose.
Comply with honor? Winning team owes them one beer each as respect.
Tiebreaker: one challenge drawn at random. First to complete it wins. If neither completes it — both teams jump in the pond.